F.O.E. FunStuff

Original: "Volunteers Of America" by Jefferson Airplane
"Volunteers Of F.O.E.", parody (c) 2006 Melissa McDowell

Look what's happ'ning on eBay!
Got a revolution! Down with devolution!
Hey, I'm dancing down Lee's way--
Got a revolution! Down with devolution!
Ain't it amazing all the people who say--
Got a revolution! Down with devolution!
Fraud and fakes got old;
eBay buyers got rolled!
This generation got de-termination to hold!

Pick up the cry!

Hey, now it's time for you and me!
Got a revolution! Down with devolution!
Fight off fraud and fakery!
Got a revolution! Down with devolution!
The power resides in us!
We'll use it! Who are we?
We are volunteers of F.O.E.--
Volunteers of F.O.E!
Volunteers of F.O.E.,
Volunteers of F. O. E-E-E!