F.O.E. FunStuff

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Original: "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
"Money Fo' Nuthin'", parody (c) 2006 Chris Marshall

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(... we pay our eBay fees!)

Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it,
we are the scammers and will always be.
We ain’t workin’ that’s the way we do it,
money fo' nuthin’ and feedback for free.
Nah', we ain’t workin’, that's the way we do it,
lemme tell ya we guys ain’t dumb.
Maybe get a blister on our little finger,
maybe get a blister on our thumb.

We gotta rid of microwave ovens,
for custom made forgeries.
N' eBay shuts up all agitators,
so we can evade sendback fees!

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See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, from your money and it's only fair.
That little faggot got his own jet airplane.
That little faggot, he’s a millionaire.
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We gotta rid of microwave ovens,
for custom made forgeries.
N' eBay shuts up all agitators,
so we can evade sendback fees!

Not reprimanded, you've failed so far,
I could hav' told ya, but who plays them drums?
Look at that mama, she got it stickin’ in the camera,
man, we sure are having fun.
And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?
bangin’ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee.
Oh, that ain’t workin’, that’s the way we do it,
we get our money fo' nuthin’ and feedback for free.

We gotta rid of microwave ovens,
for custom made forgeries.
N' eBay shuts up all agitators,
so we can evade sendback fees!

(Listen 'ere!)

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way we do it,
we are the scammers and will always be.
We ain’t workin’ that’s the way we do it,
money fo' nuthin’ and feedback for free.

Money fo' nuthin’ ... and feedback for free,
get yo' money fo' nuthin’ ... and feedback for free.

(Look at that, look at that!)

'cause we pay, 'cause we pay, ... 'cause we pay eBay fees!
'cause we pay, 'cause we pay, ... 'cause we pay eBay fees!

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