F.O.E. FunStuff

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Original: "Walk Of Life" by Dire Straits
"Bidder, Getta Life", parody (c) 2006 Chris Marshall

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Here comes Johnny, selling oldies, goldies,
Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say?
Here comes Johnny stating 'I gotta figure,
(brand new from China), what ya wanna pay?'

He got the auction, he's got the notion,
oh yeah, the boy can play!
Dedication, devotion,
turning all the fake stuff into some pay.

He'll do the stuff with the antiques woman,
he'll do the scammin' stuff all night.
Bidder, you want what?
Bidder, getta life!
Yeah bidder, getta life!

Here comes Johnny and he’ll tell you the story,
('bout this pair of porcelain shoes.)
Here comes Johnny with the Powerseller glory,
(mark unknown, but it sure is blue!)

He got the auction, he's got the notion,
oh yeah, the boy can play!
Dedication, devotion,
this scamming all the night time certainly pays.

He'll even go on scammin' his own woman,
he'll do the scammin' stuff all night.
Bidder, you want what?
Bidder, getta life!
Yeah bidder, getta life!

Here comes Johnny, selling oldies, goldies,
Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say?
Here comes Johnny stating 'I got a sucker
an' my friend Paypal's gonna make him pay!'

He got the auction, he's got the notion,
oh yeah, the boy can play!
Dedication, devotion,
turning all the fake stuff into some pay.

And after all the emails and the double talk,
another bidder in the trouble and the strife.
Johnny did his talk ...
Yeah bidder, getta life!
Mmmh bidder, getta life!

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